seductive streetwear

for bold bate bros

PRE-ORDER AVAILABLE FRIDAY JULY 18TH

Dominate the streets. Feed the goon. Turn heads & trigger lowkey lurkers in seductive streetwear for proud, unstoppable Bate Bros.

“Goon” our signature shirt.

The Goon Tee ain’t just a shirt—it’s your badge of goon glory. We rep gooners cause that sticky‑sweat, heart‑thumping trance is pure phallus power. Wear it raw, wear it proud, and let every pulse‑racing moment flex your unbreakable bator pride.

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I love 2 beat my dick

IL2BMD TANK TOP

IL2BMD ATHLETIC SLIDES

IL2BMD LOUNGE SHORTS

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“Every stitch, every cut, and every concept at Bate Haus Apparel is built for the lifestyle of a bold bate bro.”

I crafted these pieces to amplify your power, celebrate brotherhood, and encourage you to wear your pride on your chest.

Rock it raw. Rock loud. rock it proud.

-BATEBANDITXL
Bate Haus Apparel CEO & Designer

musky manscent flavors

GREEDY GREASY GREEN

BATOR BOY BLUE

GOLDEN GOON GOD

RAW RISQUE RED

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BATE HAUS APPAREL

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This one’s for the unapologetic heat-seekers—masc and fem Bators who know that sexy ain’t a shape, it’s an attitude. Whether you’re flexing your hard angles or owning your soft curves, Bator Baddie unites you in fierce confidence. Slip into these pieces and feel the electric charge of self-love, turning every glance into fuel for your fire, celebrating every inch of your raw, sexy penis power.